1. Zubaz are perfect for lovely Saturday afternoons antiquing with the wifey.
2. It’s also the perfect accent piece for your well-groomed mustache.
3. Zubaz tell your future bride, “I take this marriage business seriously.”
11. They were the sole reason for Will Smith’s popularity on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”
13. They protected Dan Marino from opposing defenses…
14. And the source of John Elway’s arm strength.
20. They’re the only thing to wear in sexy shirtless selfie snapchats.
23. Horace Grant agreed to this photo ONLY because he got to keep the Zubaz.
24. James Franco got all of his inspiration for his role in “Spring Breakers” from this pair of Zubaz.
25. They’re the pants of choice for TV hosts…
26. NBA Hall of Famers…
27. Male cheerleaders…
28. Future MLB all-stars…
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29. The Quarterback Club…